On
a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : Yesterday's
Meals on Wheels |
On
a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in
the #2 business." |
Sign
over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones,
at your cervix." |
At
a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your
visit please back in." |
On
a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your
husband fixed." |
On
a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a
drip. Call your pl umber.." |
Pizza
Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes
one weak." |
At
a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to
your next blowout." |
On
a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello.
Can we pick your nose?" |
At
a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm
and a leg.
We want tows." |
On
an Electrician's truck : "Let us remove
your shorts." |
In
a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we
will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
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On
a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
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At
an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what
you're looking for,you've come to the right
place."
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On
a Taxidermist's window: "We really know
our stuff." |
In
a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all
heels." |
On
a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is
expensive."
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At
a Car Dealership: "The best way to get
back on your
feet - miss a car payment." |
Outside
a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming." |
In
a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back
in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" |
At
the Electric Company: We would be delighted
if you'd send in your payment. However, if you
don't, you will be." |
In
a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there
and be hungry,
Come on in and get fed up." |
In
the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive
carefully. We'll wait." |
At
a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven
for little grills." |
And
don't forget the sign At a Chicago Radiator
Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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